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Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
08/24/2017 at 22:13 • Filed to: TIL

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this exists

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...I thought it was funny...better than $6.99 for Asparagus Water @ Whole Paycheck

Also, thanks Clearly Canadian for not being in stock at Cost Plus World Market. Or anywhere for that matter! Except eBay. Seriously, go to eBay and check the prices. It’s insane.


DISCUSSION (34)


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > boredalways
08/24/2017 at 22:14

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Arguably not better because the packaging is not recyclable in most communities, but whatever!


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > boredalways
08/24/2017 at 22:17

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Holy CP!


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
08/24/2017 at 22:27

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What’s funny is that you can go to the CC website and they sell it by the pallet wholesale for about $2200/pallet. All flavors are out of stock.


Kinja'd!!! cluelessk > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
08/24/2017 at 22:28

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Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > boredalways
08/24/2017 at 22:31

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Boxed water is better unnatural


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > boredalways
08/24/2017 at 22:31

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I love Clearly Canadian...whenever someone hands me one. I’m not gonna actually pay the prices they charge.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > boredalways
08/24/2017 at 22:42

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What happened to clearly Canadian? It used to be everywhere now it’s MIA.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > boredalways
08/24/2017 at 22:43

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I lost it with the pH balanced water. So something with a pH of 10 is supposed to hydrate me better than plain water? I don’t understand. I’m sure almost all of it is marketing bullshit


Kinja'd!!! tpw_rules > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/24/2017 at 22:52

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My store here has Hydrogen Infused Water.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > boredalways
08/24/2017 at 22:55

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How many bottles are on a pallet?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > tpw_rules
08/24/2017 at 22:56

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Please tell me they don’t actually market that as such. I really hope that doesn’t ever sell.


Kinja'd!!! tpw_rules > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/24/2017 at 22:59

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https://www.grizzlybearblues.com/2015/10/21/9585536/mike-conley-introduces-hydrogen-infused-water-to-the-memphis-grizzlies


Kinja'd!!! facw > boredalways
08/24/2017 at 23:13

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Probably not in Houston. Reports at lunch were that stores were down to $6/bottle Voss water.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > tpw_rules
08/24/2017 at 23:18

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Gross.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > boredalways
08/24/2017 at 23:23

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My tears can neither be seen nor encapsulated in cardboard...


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > boredalways
08/24/2017 at 23:27

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It’s also bullshit. Most cartons end in landfill as the plastic lining on the inside can’t be recycled with the paper.

Drink tapwater, use a reusable bottle.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > boredalways
08/24/2017 at 23:56

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I’m used to them, they sell a ton on my campus.


Kinja'd!!! facw > boredalways
08/25/2017 at 00:01

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Who do you feel about bag milk?

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
08/25/2017 at 01:59

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Bajillion


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > HammerheadFistpunch
08/25/2017 at 02:00

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Water grows on boxes.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > boredalways
08/25/2017 at 02:22

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The water thing is crazy. Everyone is trying to make their water stand out.

IT’S WATER FOR F***S SAKE.

Sparkling Lemon and Cucumber, Sparkiling Tangerine or just Sparkling Water.

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Volvic, volcanic filtered water with flavouring.

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The Feel Good Infusions. Simply flavoured water.

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Smart Water.

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Evian (I guess there’s a reason it spells naive backwards)

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etc, etc...

This one is actually quite nice.

BLK water.

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Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > boredalways
08/25/2017 at 05:32

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I wonder how much of the world’s economy is founded on depriving the gullible and idiotic of their money...


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > boredalways
08/25/2017 at 09:02

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In Finland we mostly use these.

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Kinja'd!!! boredalways > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
08/25/2017 at 09:41

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$2158.92/pallet (including plain sparkling water)

108 cases/pallet

$19.99/case

12 bottles/case

So 1296 bottles/pallet, and each bottle is $1.67.

*wholesale pricing


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > facw
08/25/2017 at 09:45

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I have no feelings for it because milk is the one thing that lactase pill won’t work on for me. It sucks being lactose intolerant.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
08/25/2017 at 09:52

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I’d say 110% of it


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > kanadanmajava1
08/25/2017 at 09:53

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what are those?


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > boredalways
08/25/2017 at 09:55

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It’s like a fixed bottle. The cap is remotely operated by a lever.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > kanadanmajava1
08/25/2017 at 10:13

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OIC...but don’t you need a portable bottle once you open the fixed bottle?

I’m guessing that if you open the fixed bottle without a portable bottle, there could be a mess because the contents of the fixed bottle would have no place of containment to go to.


Kinja'd!!! 190octane > kanadanmajava1
08/25/2017 at 10:41

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Does Finland have people trying to roll back clean water regulations?

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Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > boredalways
08/25/2017 at 12:55

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They sell those at Target too


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > 190octane
08/25/2017 at 15:15

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Not really but mining industry has been making a mess in couple of areas.


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > boredalways
08/25/2017 at 15:22

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Portable ones are needed but they tend to appear mysteriously from somewhere.

I have to admit that bottled water does exist here too. I see these quite often in our company’s meeting rooms. Pretty pointless as our tap water is drinkable and good tasting. I think the outsourced meeting room snack/drink provider has convinced that bottled water is safer, faster etc. But mostly they wouldn’t get much profit from providing us tap water.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > CaptDale - is secretly British
08/25/2017 at 15:30

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Now I know why I haven’t shopped at Target in about 2 years